Merry Christmas Sh-tter Was Full Greeting Card
What better excuse could you possibly offer for rolling up late to the family Christmas gathering? Deliver timeless holiday comedy and unhinged cinematic cheer with the Merry Christmas Sh-tter Was Full Greeting Card. Paying tribute to everyone's favorite eccentric in-law, Cousin Eddie, this classic design captures the iconic curbside moment complete with a morning robe, winter trapper hat, cigar, and the unforgettable seasonal greeting: "MERRY CHRISTMAS! SH--TTER WAS FULL!" Perfect for holiday movie marathon fans, sarcastic coworkers, and chaotic relatives, it delivers guaranteed belly laughs to anyone who values cult comedy over cheesy sentimental cards.
Skip generic, mass-produced drugstore lameness in favor of an iconic holiday tribute guaranteed to claim prime real estate on the mantel. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich visual contrast, crisp details, and a high-quality finish. The interior is left completely blank so you can personalize your holiday greetings, playful party excuses, or seasonal roasts, and every card includes a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.
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