Merry Christmas Ya Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins Greeting Card
Generic glitter-drenched holiday greetings and sappy family newsletters belong straight in the recycling bin. The "Merry Christmas Ya Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins" Greeting Card serves as the premier funny holiday gift for cynical coworkers, sarcastic siblings, and die-hard holiday comedy buffs. Featuring Buddy the Elf sporting his manic, wide-eyed grin against festive North Pole pine, this cult-classic movie card roasts your favorite recipient with cinema’s most devastating festive insult before the eggnog even gets poured.
Whether you need an unforgettable white elephant gag gift, a cheeky stocking stuffer, or an alternative seasonal greeting that actually stands out on the fireplace mantel, this novelty card skips mass-produced holiday lameness. Professionally printed on premium 5x7 heavyweight luster cardstock, it offers rich color saturation and a crisp hand-feel. The interior is completely blank, leaving plenty of room to map out an entire day of sugar binges or write a personalized roast. Includes a matching white envelope.
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