You Ain't Getting Sh-t Christmas Card
The You Ain't Getting Sh--t Christmas Card is a 5" x 7" folded holiday greeting card printed on professional luster paper stock. It showcases a classic mid-century illustrated Santa Claus giving a sly wink, contrasted with bold festive typography that bluntly announces: "You ain't gettin' sh--t." Built to replace stale, sappy supermarket greetings, this cheeky stationery delivers unapologetic holiday sarcasm for close friends, siblings, and coworkers who landed squarely on the naughty list this year.
Manufactured on heavyweight greeting card stock, the cover highlights rich reds and warm vintage tones with a smooth, smudge-resistant finish. The interior is left entirely blank, providing ample space to write personalized messages, roasts, or enclose cash and gift cards. Complete with a matching mailing envelope, this holiday card props cleanly on mantels, desks, and shelves for display.
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